{"id":1401,"date":"2025-02-22T16:20:39","date_gmt":"2025-02-22T15:20:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/?p=1401"},"modified":"2025-02-22T16:20:40","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T15:20:40","slug":"se-me-inflaron-los-ovarios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/se-me-inflaron-los-ovarios\/","title":{"rendered":"Se me inflaron los ovarios!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1507566417022-486139789-1024x576.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1507566417022-486139789-1024x576.webp 1024w, https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1507566417022-486139789-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1507566417022-486139789-768x432.webp 768w, https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1507566417022-486139789-1140x641.webp 1140w, https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/1507566417022-486139789.webp 1440w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">Estoy bastante harta, de todos los mequetrefes, piltrafillas, fantasmas, bocachanclas, caranchoas, tuercebotas, tontolabas y todos los merluzos que me escriben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">As\u00ed que he decidido, que todo aquel que se acerque, para \u00abdialogar\u00bb conmigo, pague!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">A los directores de orquesta se les paga y tan \u00absolo\u00bb llevan una batuta en la mano.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">Imaginadme a M\u00cd, que mi batuta es MI cerebro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">Sab\u00e9is la de recursos que consumo? Hasta las inteligencias artificiales, tienen recursos limitados y cuestan dinero\u2026.pues imaginadme a MI!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">No me merezco menos!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">As\u00ed que aqu\u00ed van las nuevas tarifas:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Escuchar quejas random: 50\u20ac<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Aguantar lloriqueos sobre tu ex: 100\u20ac<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Dar consejos que no vas a seguir: 200\u20ac<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Aguantar cr\u00edticas sobre otras d\u00f3minas: 300\u20ac<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Decirte lo que quieres o\u00edr aunque sea mentira: 500\u20ac<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Llamarte \u00abdue\u00f1o del universo\u00bb mientras pisoteo tu autoestima: Precio negociable<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\">Venga, feliz fin de semana! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">QUE AQU\u00cd MANDO YO!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Estoy bastante harta, de todos los mequetrefes, piltrafillas, fantasmas, bocachanclas, caranchoas, tuercebotas, tontolabas y todos los merluzos que me escriben. As\u00ed que he decidido, que todo aquel que se acerque, para \u00abdialogar\u00bb conmigo, pague! A los directores de orquesta se les paga y tan \u00absolo\u00bb llevan una batuta en la mano. Imaginadme a M\u00cd, que mi batuta es MI cerebro. Sab\u00e9is la de recursos que consumo? Hasta las inteligencias artificiales, tienen recursos limitados y cuestan dinero\u2026.pues imaginadme a MI!! No me merezco menos!! As\u00ed que aqu\u00ed van las nuevas tarifas: Venga, feliz fin de semana! QUE AQU\u00cd MANDO YO!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,1,54,52],"tags":[469,6,3,5,8,40,9,28,4,26,7],"class_list":["post-1401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ofrendas-donaciones-tributos-tarifas-oblacion-sacrificio-regalos-dadiva-obsequio-donativo-talento-ofrecimiento","category-sin-categoria","category-femdom-vidacotidiana-bdsm247-findom-domina-mistress-dominatrix-ama","category-peleles-sumisos-imbeciles-respuestas-chuleria-yonomecallo-moridcabrones-jodeos-aquimandoyo","tag-ama-busca-sumiso-verdadero","tag-bdsm","tag-domina","tag-dominatrix","tag-femdom","tag-femocracy","tag-findom","tag-humillacion","tag-mistress","tag-paypig","tag-sado"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1404,"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions\/1404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dominatrixnomi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}